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Dec 19, 2020

Lazy Ways to Entertain Your Kids When You Just Can’t

Winter break is here. So. The kids will be home. Ha ha. — Do you have 307 popsicle sticks, a glue gun, and an hour of your life to devote to prepping an activity? Me neither! But I do have a couple of children who yell “What can we do??!” about seventeen times a day. Sometimes, “I dunno, what were you doing before…

Parenting

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Lazy Ways to Entertain Your Kids When You Just Can’t
Lazy Ways to Entertain Your Kids When You Just Can’t
Parenting

3 min read


Oct 28, 2020

1000 words about elephants

I don’t know where to begin, so I’ll begin with 1000 words on elephants. Should be simple enough. I know a thing or two about elephants. At least 1000 words’ worth. Let’s start. There are two kinds of elephants: Asian and African. Kinds? I suppose. Were they the same group…

Elephants

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1000 words about elephants
1000 words about elephants
Elephants

5 min read


Jul 29, 2020

Hot Dog Night

An important announcement Thank you baseball fans, big and small, for joining us at beeaaaauuutiful CORPRICORP stadium. Welcome to Hot Dog Night with yooooour Bobtown Blobfish! Before we begin tonight’s game, the Bobtown Bobfish have a very important announcement. Please listen carefully. We’ve received some important news about the hot…

Satire

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Hot Dog Night
Hot Dog Night
Satire

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Apr 29, 2020

How‌ ‌I’m Handling‌ ‌All This‌ ‌a‌ ‌Little‌ ‌Bit‌ ‌Better‌ ‌Than I Was

A few ideas, of unclear value, that you may or may not want to try — In quarantine, we’re experiencing a communal situation in different ways. Some of us might be flying solo and achingly lonely, while others might have a bunch of crappy roommates and would give away their last roll of Charmin for five minutes alone. Also, teenagers. I’m so sorry, teenagers. I’m ‌a‌…

Quarantine

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How‌ ‌I’m Handling‌ ‌All This‌ ‌a‌ ‌Little‌ ‌Bit‌ ‌Better‌ ‌Than I Was
How‌ ‌I’m Handling‌ ‌All This‌ ‌a‌ ‌Little‌ ‌Bit‌ ‌Better‌ ‌Than I Was
Quarantine

5 min read


Feb 20, 2020

Simple Disaster Prep for the Anxious and Easily Overwhelmed

OMG! An earthquake is coming! … Sometime in the next few hundred years! Don’t be caught with your snacks out. — As someone who lives in Portland, Oregon, I think about The Big One. A lot. I think about it when I go over bridges. I think about it when California or Alaska has an earthquake, or whenever I’m at the beach. But when you read those articles about getting ready…

Disaster Response

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Simple Disaster Prep for the Anxious and Easily Overwhelmed
Simple Disaster Prep for the Anxious and Easily Overwhelmed
Disaster Response

4 min read


Mar 19, 2019

Extremely Chill Couponing

Save that cash, but save that time, too. Like to save money? Me too! But not at the expense of your time? Me neither! Interested in using coupons to save money on groceries and other sundries, but don’t know if it’s worth it? I feel you, my friend. I started…

Food

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Extremely Chill Couponing
Extremely Chill Couponing
Food

8 min read

Kelley Gardiner

Kelley Gardiner

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Marketing copywriter, sandwich connoisseur. kelleygardiner.com

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